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[賽后貼] 今日NBA西部季后賽首輪，湖人隊主場95-117不敵森林狼隊。

雙方數據

湖人（0-1）：東契奇37分8板1助2斷、詹姆斯19分5板3助2斷3帽、里夫斯16分3板3助、八村塁9分5板2助、克內克特5分3板、芬尼-史密斯3分3板2助、文森特3分1助、范德比爾特2分4板2助、海斯1分3板、萊恩4板、古德溫1助

森林狼（1-0）：麥克丹尼爾斯25分9板2助、里德23分5板2助2帽、愛德華茲22分8板9助、蘭德爾16分5板5助、迪文岑佐9分5板4助2斷、康利9分3板3助3斷、沃克7分1板3助、戈貝爾2分6板1助、加爾扎2分1板、克拉克2分、米勒1板

[–]Timberwolves minneapolisboy [score hidden] 6 minutes ago

Let’s check in on the 90% of Lakers fans that thought this was a Heat Bobcats tier matchup. They might be right, but it wasn’t the way they thought it was

森林狼球迷：大伙來看看怎么個事兒～90%的湖蜜宣稱湖人vs森林狼是個小菜一碟的事兒～他們可能說得沒錯，但是他們沒弄清楚，到底誰才是那碟小菜~~

[–]FlannelBeard [score hidden] 6 minutes ago

Refs did their best to try to keep it from getting out of hand

球迷：狼崽子下手沒輕沒重的，為了防止場面失控，裁判已經盡了全力了。

[–]Timberwolves Sp_Gamer_Live [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

Yeah Lakers are down by 40 if officiated even slightly fairly

森林狼球迷：可不咋的，裁判哪怕稍微公平一點，湖人早輸40分了。

[–]neal1701 [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

Minnesota took their first timeout at 4:33 of the third quarter

球迷：第三節4:33，森林狼才叫了他們本場比賽的首個暫停哦！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>分差縮小到24 湖人逼出森林狼本場第一個暫停！

[–]Mightbethrownaway24 [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

Lakers didn't get called for a foul until 4 minutes left in the 2nd quarter...

The officiating was very one-sided, and wolves still blew them out.

球迷：第二節還剩4分鐘的時候，湖人才被吹了第一個犯規...本場的判罰那么偏了，森林狼仍然取得了完勝！

[–]Lakers lovo17 [score hidden] 8 minutes ago

We just can't handle physicality. I don't think this series is over, but they're going to keep owning us on the glass.

湖人球迷：湖人在身體對抗上的應對很差，雖然這輪系列賽還沒結束，但是森林狼在籃板球上將持續壓制我們。

[–]I_KnowMoreThanU [score hidden] 10 minutes ago

JJ Redick made ZERO adjustments

球迷：雷迪克今天是一丁點兒的臨場調整都沒有啊～～

[–]Timberwolves Feisty_Station_8903 [score hidden] 8 minutes ago

I mean he told them to play more physical and Vando proceeded to maul Ant and Naz

森林狼球迷：有啊，雷迪克不是叫球隊加強身體對抗了嗎？然后范德彪就把華子和里德給弄了。

[–]Warriors TurnoverNegative7 [score hidden] 8 minutes ago

Lakers went on a run when Vando elbowed Naz (no call) lmfaoooo

勇士球迷：范德彪把里德給肘翻（裁判沒吹）后，湖人順勢來了波10-0高潮，哈哈哈

新聞鏈接>>>>>>

范德彪登場時間不多但存在感十足！貢獻2分4板2助 沒有犯規

詹姆斯反擊上籃命中湖人打出10-0&范德彪積極回防險與蘭德爾沖突

[–]Timberwolves spin8x [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

Fuck the Lakers tbh.

Wolves in 4

森林狼球迷：我摸著良心說句話：去你媽的湖人！我狼將4-0橫掃你！

[–]Hawks Peppa-Unicorn [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

29 other teams thinking the same way, can't blame them either tbh, Luka+Bron+lakers fanbase sounds like a nightmare

老鷹球迷：聯盟其他29支球隊也是這么想的，這無可厚非，東契奇+老詹+湖人隊這仨加起來的粉絲量能把人給嚇死！

[–]Nuggets Hopsalong [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Refs cant win with these Laker cats

掘金球迷：裁判心想：湖人這幫菜逼，是真帶不動啊～～

[–]Clippers Charliebitme1234 [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

NBA is scared af rn, the laker v warrior second round series is in jeopardy

快船球迷：聯盟現在慌得一逼，湖人vs勇士的次輪流量對決岌岌可危了...

[–]Nuggets Hopsalong [score hidden] 7 minutes ago

Adam Silver is trying to trade AD to the Lakers right now for Alex Len and a 2nd right now

掘金球迷：蕭華現在正絞盡腦汁，想通過萊恩+一個次輪簽把濃眉給弄到湖人去呢！

[–]Timberwolves Jacob_toasted [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Lakers, fakers, dookie takers, wolves in 5

森林狼：把他們從“洛杉磯湖人隊”打成“落湯雞唬人隊”，再把他們打成“米田共糊臉隊”！森林狼5場晉級！

[–]Nuggets abris33 [score hidden] 15 minutes ag

Lakers should try some of that "defense wins championships" stuff Nico was talking about because fattys and geriatrics don't seem to be the right path

掘金球迷：湖人應該試一試哈里森所推崇的“防守贏總冠軍”的指導方針了，因為現行的“肥叟相間”的湖燒肉方針貌似不太行...

[–]Timberwolves C_moneySmith [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Vanderbilt played well but it didn’t matter because he didn’t start playing until they were down 27

森林狼球迷：范德彪今天打得不錯，不過也無濟于事，等他開始發力的時候，湖人已經落后27分了。

[–] Timberwolves Drunken_Vike [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

yeah probably gonna see a lot more Vando going forward

not looking forward to that, both because he just seems annoying to play against and those elbows be flying

森林狼球迷：是啊，這個系列賽后面范德彪的戲份會很足，不僅僅因為和這人對位煩得很，還有他那飛來飛去的肘子也不好對付。

[–]Throwthisawayagainst [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

Vando gonna hurt someone

森林狼球迷：范德彪早晚會弄傷個把人的。

[–]joe4553 [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

Ants playing like he has 5 different child support payments to make.

球迷：華子今天上班的狀態，就好像家里有5個孩子等著養活，家里已經快揭不開鍋了似的。

[–]m0chab34r [score hidden] 16 minutes ago

No better feeling in basketball than watching a Lakers loss.

球迷：沒有什么感覺比看湖人輸球更爽的了！

[–]Timberwolves MarduRusher [score hidden] 7 minutes ago

Even better when the Lakers lose to your team.

森林狼球迷：有的啦，要是湖人輸給的是你的主隊，那快感就更上一層樓了～

[–]Lakers heshouldgo [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

Series ain’t over but it’s crazy how many lakers fans online were acting like this was an easy matchup for LA. wolves are a great team

湖人球迷：系列賽還在打呢，咱們有大批湖蜜就在網上到處看不起人森林狼隊，吹噓什么輕松搞掂，簡直是瘋球了！人森林狼很強的好不好！

[–] Bucks Bahamuts_Bike [score hidden] 18 minutes ago

If Ant keeps playing like this, Luka is going to be his next baby mama by the end of this series

雄鹿球迷：要是華子再以這樣的狀態打下去，這個系列賽結束后，董琪琪就要成為華子下一個孩子的生母了。

[–]Nuggets zoragala [score hidden] 18 minutes ago

Lakers traded the wrong superstar for Luka

掘金球迷：湖人應該搞錯了，當時用來交換東契奇的那個球星，不該是濃眉，而是...

[–]Germany messigoat1337 [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

luka and ad was always my dream duo ngl

球迷：我不說瞎話，東契奇+濃眉永遠是我夢寐以求的二人組！

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